Funny

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very … …

Three elderly gentlemen, Eddie, Jenkins and Martin go to the doctor for their memory test. It’s a miracle they remembered the appointment: Anyway, the doctor starts by asking… “Eddie, what … …

There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she was a widow. They had known one another for a number … …

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.” Interviewer: “What were … …

Little Johnny, instead of an apple, would daily bring his new teacher a pretzel from his uncle’s bakery. She always thanked Little Johnny but one day she said, “These pretzels … …

Little Johnny ran to his daddy shouting, “Daddy, daddy, can you believe it? I am expecting another A plus in today’s exam!!” “Oh really?” replied the daddy. “Yes. It was … …

A wife says, “Hey! Look at that funny guy who’s been drinking a lot.” The husband responds, “Who is he?” The wife answers, “Well, five years ago, he was my … …

A six-year-old Little Johnny was standing with his father in front of the polar bear enclosure at the zoo. The father was telling Little Johnny how dangerous polar bears were … …

A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: “See… here is the monkey of the jungle.” His wife said laughing, “That’s a CAT …” He said … …

Paddy an elderly lady goes into a pharmacy – reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours from the bottle onto … …