A Man And Woman Were Having Marriage Problems.
A man and woman were having marriage problems and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went … …
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Little Johnny Had Left The House.
Little Johnny had left the house to meet his friends without asking his mother. Once he came home, his mother was not pleased. “Johnny,” she said, “if you wanted to … …
Johnny’s Teacher Was Giving A Lesson.
Little Johnny’s teacher was giving a lesson in developing logical thinking. “This is the scene”, said the teacher. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of … …
A Man Was Sitting On The Edge Of The Bed.
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked … …
A Man Is Surprised To See A Parrot Strapped.
On reaching the plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee, whereupon the parrot squawks, “And … …
A Man Finds A Wallet With $700 In It.
A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and is offering a … …
George Was Taking Care Of His Aunt’s Parrot.
George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt. This parrot was a very nasty parrot. It cussed and screamed and made fun of George, so he took the … …
A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar.
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. “Hey,” the bartender exclaimed, “No animals are allowed in here!” “We’re … …
An Old Lady Is Turning 100.
An old lady is turning 100 She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with no problems. Since she … …
An Old Woman Decided To Have Her Portrait.
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex.” … …