Johnny And Billy Are Walking To The Church.
Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: Little Johnny. “Why don’t you … …
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A Man Was Walking Down The Street.
A man was walking down the street and he saw another man with a bunch of penguins. He asked the other man, “Why don’t you take those Penguins to the … …
An Elderly Couple Were Going To Bed.
An elderly couple were going to bed! The old man was quite sleepy and was trying to sleep when his wife said, “Remember how when we were just married you … …
A Man Stopped At His Favourite Bar.
A man stopped at his favorite bar after a hard days work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank … …
The Teacher Asked The Class.
The teacher asked the class to write a composition telling what they would do if they had a million dollars. Every pupil except Little Johnny began to write immediately. Little … …
A Farmer Lived Alone With His Pet Dog.
A farmer named Patrick lived alone in the Irish countryside with his pet dog: The dog finally died, and Patrick went to the parish priest, saying. “Father, my dog died. … …
A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop.
A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop. The butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks twice. … …
A Duck Walks Into A Bar.
A duck walks into a bar one day waddle over and waddles over to the bartender, the duck asks “got any lunch?” Bartender replies back “sorry this is a bar … …
An Elderly Couple Walked By Holding Hands.
An elderly couple walked by me holding hands and as they did, I told the gentleman to have her home by 10, with a smile and a wink… The elderly … …
An Elderly Gentleman Was In The Kitchen.
An elderly gentleman was in the kitchen and had taken down the wall clock, placing it on the floor in front of him. Then he turned on the kitchen radio … …