Funny

A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked about the secret for staying together all … …

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his … …

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot on the left costs … …

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on an exotic parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He … …

An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout “PRAISE THE LORD!” Next door … …

An elderly looking gentleman, (mid-nineties) very well dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good aftershave, presenting a well-looked-after image, walks into an … …

A young couple moved into a new house. The next morning while they were eating breakfast, the young woman saw her neighbor hanging the washing outside. “That laundry is not … …

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life, and asked him, “Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?” He … …

On landing, the pilot says, “Remember, this plane can only fly with two hunters, one pilot, and ONE bear.” The hunters go out and return with two bears. So the … …

At a jewellery store, an old man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you want her name engraved upon it?” asked the jeweller. The Old … …