Funny

Bob had been listening to his wife practising her singing. “Honey,” he said, “I wish you’d sing the songs about Women’s Day.” “That’s nice of you, Bob,” she said. “Why?” … …

Little Johnny was with his mom as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her. … …

A young man named Dave bought a horse from a farmer for $250 The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up … …

Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend’s door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he asked, “Fred, how’d that pig … …

The ninety-five-year-old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you feeling?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said the lady, “I’m just … …

The 8 monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling: Each time … …

A big old lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He felt that his position as King Of The Jungle needed to be acknowledged by the other … …

There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of … …

A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?” she asked. “No madam,” … …