Johnny Goes To Talk To His Professor.
Little Johnny goes to talk to his professor about his grade. The Johnny comes up to the professor, “What is this, why did your grade mean 80?” The professor looks … …
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This Couple Is Working On Their Wills.
A couple were sitting in the lawyer’s office working on their will. The lawyer tells them that they should discuss end-of-life issues how they want to be treated. The man … …
An Elderly Ladies Were Sitting In A Park Every Day.
An Elderly ladies were Sitting in a Park every day. A man is observing them daily as they talk and laugh loudly. One day he observed everybody was silent. There … …
A Husband Had Been Slipping In And Out Of A Coma.
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came … …
Johnny Is Always Being Teased By Neighbourhood Boys.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighbourhood boys for being stupid. Their favourite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little … …
The Donkey Said To The Tiger.
The donkey said to the tiger, ‘The grass is blue.’ Tiger said, ‘No grass is green.’ Then the discussion between the two became intense. Both of them are firm in … …
A Man Appeared And Announced To The Villager.
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $ 100 each. The villagers, seeing that there were … …
An Elderly Driver Came Into The Pub.
An elderly driver came into the Pub and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.” The brand … …
A Group Of Americans Was Travelling.
A group of Americans was travelling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, A young guide led them through a process of cheese making, explaining … …
A Bear Walks Into A Bar.
A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “So what are ya having their big fella?” The bear says, “Give me a … beer.” The bartender says, “What’s with … …