Funny

A herd of cows and two bulls are eating grass out in the pasture. Suddenly, a great gust of wind comes ripping across the prairie and knocks all the cows … …

A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. “Your trouble is probably … …

Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one … …

A police car pulled up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa got out. The polite policeman explained that the elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the … …

A married couple was walking through a garden, suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it will bite them… The husband lifted his wife to let the dog … …

Teacher : “What’s your Mom’s name?” Little Johnny : “Mom’s last name must be Darling because that’s what Daddy calls her every time….” Teacher : “That’s so sweet. What’s her … …

An elderly man decides to join a senior dating site. He creates a profile and starts browsing through the available women. He finds one who looks interesting and decides to … …

An elderly man came into a shop with a ‘Salesman Wanted’ sign in a window. He went up to the owner & said, “I-I-I w-w-wanna-t the j-joooob-b.” “I don’t know … …

A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the … …

The young male racehorse came from a long line of winners and did wonderfully in time trials. However, in actual races, he proved a little too romantic, and could never … …