Kevin Adams Paddy and Mick worked together in the factory and were both laid off. At the unemployment office, Paddy was asked his occupation: “Panty stitcher, I stitch de elastic in ladies … …
Ole and Sven are elderly friends who die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks And go to Hell. The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says … …
If you are a senior you will understand this one if you deal with seniors this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a … …
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey, Gus, do we have … …
An elderly man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some cond0ms. She asks, ”What size please?” Good question,” he replies, ” I’m not sure,” ”Tell ya what. … …
An old lady went into a bar in Dallas, TX and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. … …
Two senior ladies were out for a Sunday drive. Neither of them could really see too much over the dashboard. When they came to an intersection, the light was red … …
Little Johnny had a foul mouth. His mother was at the end of her wit. Not knowing what to do, she went to the local Church to counsel with the … …
A government man approaches a pig farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs. The farmer answers: “Oh, the pigs? I just feed them whatever scraps I have lying … …
Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying. “No.” Every day she would ask him to please let her have the set. Every day he would … …