Kevin Adams

An elderly man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some cond0ms. She asks, ”What size please?” Good question,” he replies, ” I’m not sure,” ”Tell ya what. … …

An old lady went into a bar in Dallas, TX and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. … …

A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey, Gus, do we have … …

Little Johnny had a foul mouth. His mother was at the end of her wit. Not knowing what to do, she went to the local Church to counsel with the … …

The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Johnny stood up and … …

The Infinite Loop is a computer programming concept, describing a situation of cause and effect that continues forever, one action causing another action that causes the first action etc. etc. … …

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days … …

So this woman walks into a butcher’s shop just before closing time on Christmas Eve and asks. “Do you have any Turkeys?” The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his … …

A good example of why you should always think before you speak! A manager at a grocery store had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After … …

I can just picture it! Standing beside a valiant stallion, a beautiful blonde decides she must ride this animal despite having no previous riding experience. Soon, she finds herself on … …