A Hunter Was Out With His Dog. –
A hunter was out with his dog Old Faithful when he sees a duck and shoots it down. Old Faithful runs and brings his back the duck. As the … …
Kevin Adams
John Came Back From A Safari. –
John came back from a safari in Africa. Upon arrival, he went to his friend Mark, and told him of his adventures: “I was out in the jungle.” He … …
A 3rd-Grade Teacher Always Took Roll Call. –
A 3rd-grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the pupils’ answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid who sat in the first row was … …
A Wife Goes On A Retreat For Work. –
A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. When she returns and enters the house, she puts her things away and then goes to do … …
Teacher Was Having Trouble With Her Students –
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Johnny, what’s your problem?” Johnny answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. … …
The Husband And Wife Were Not On Good Terms. –
The husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact, the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid … …
This Guy Was So Lonely That He Decided Life Would Be More Fun. –
This guy was so lonely that he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner … …
Two Vampire Bats Are In A Cave. –
Two Vampire bats are in a cave, both very hungry. The first bat goes out looking for some food. He comes back later with nothing. The second bat tries … …
A Construction Worker On The 5th Floor. –
A construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker (Who is an elderly man) on the ground floor and yells … …
Three Old Ladies Are Sitting Around A Table. –
Three old ladies are sitting around a table playing bridge and bragging about their sons. “My Freddie,” said Margaret, “Everyone should be so lucky to have a son like … …