A Wife Asks Her Husband. –
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.” “If I died … …
Kevin Adams
Johnny Went To The Park. –
Every day Little Johnny went to the park and sat on the park bench to watch the squirrels climb the tree. One day while Little Johnny was sitting on … …
A Chicken Farmer Went To A Local Bar. –
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I … …
A Farmer Got Pulled Over By A State Trooper. –
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general, began to throw his … …
An Old Farmer Was Farming. –
An Old Farmer Was Farming And Minding His Own Business. “There has been a wild Forest Man seen in the forest. He has little beady red eyes, and hair … …
A Young Farm Couple Got Married. –
A young farm couple, Homer and Daisy, got married and just couldn’t seem to get enough lovin’. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they … …
Johnny Lives On A Farm With His Family. –
Little Johnny lives on a farm with his family. One evening the family notices that one of the donkeys had managed to get out of the stables. Johnny’s dad … …
The Donkey Said To The Tiger. –
The donkey said to the tiger, ‘The grass is blue.’ Tiger said, ‘No grass is green.’ Then the discussion between the two became intense. Both of them are firm … …
Two Elderly Men At A Bar Had Been Enjoying A Few Drinks. –
Two elderly men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one of them notices a beautiful … …
A Little Old Lady Went To The Bank –
A little old lady went to the Bank one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open … …