A Rabbit Walks Into A Butcher Shop.
One morning, a rabbit walks into a butcher shop and says, ‘Hello, sir. Do you have any carrots?’ The barber responds, ‘Carrots? This is a butcher shop. We don’t sell … …
Kevin Adams
An Eight Monkeys In A Room.
Eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling: Each time a … …
An Old Lady Was Standing At The Railing Of The Cruise Ship.
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her … …
Teacher Fell Asleep In Class.
Teacher Fell Asleep In Class And A Little Naughty Johnny Walked Up To Him, Little Johnny: “Teacher, Are You Sleeping In Class?” Teacher: “No I Am Not Sleeping In Class.” … …
A Girl Asks Her Boyfriend To Come Over Friday Night.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that, … …
An Elderly Man, Looking About 100 Years Old. –
An elderly man, looking about 100 years old, and on a Moped, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the … …
Johnny’s Wife Went To Their Doctor
Little Johnny’s wife went to their doctor & when he asked what was the problem was she told him Little Johnny’s no good in bed, well The doctor is amazed … …
A Young Man And An Old Woman Are Travelling By Train. –
A young man and an old woman are travelling by train, And the old woman, after looking closely at the young man, leans forward and says “Excuse me, young … …
An Officer Stopped At The Farm.
A DEA officer stopped at the farm yesterday, he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.” The Farmer said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field … …
A Lady Traveling Through The Train. –
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not … …