A Cleaning Woman Was Applying For a New Position. –
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, “Yes sir, they paid good wages, but it was the … …
Kevin Adams
An Attorney Went Into A Bar For A Martini. –
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking 82-year drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer … …
Jimmy Was Wearing A Brand New, Shiny Watch. –
Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. “Did you get that for your birthday?” Asked Little Johnny. “Nope.” Replied Jimmy. “Well, did you get … …
A Drunk Husband Arrived Late At His Home. –
Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, He rang the bell.. Wife: where have you been till this late, I am not going to open the door. … …
This Dog Kept Wandering Into the Yard. –
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly … …
A Young Man’s Truck Breaks Down In Rural Georgia. –
A young man’s truck breaks down in rural Georgia right next to a farm After trying (and failing) to fix his truck, he decides to ask the farmer if … …
An Old Woman Wants To Get Married. –
An old woman wants to get married one last time so she doesn’t die alone. She takes out an ad in the paper that says, “I’m looking for a … …
An Old Man Walks Into A Bar. –
An old man walks into a bar and slams a bag of gold coins down, addresses the customers by saying, “I’ll give this entire bag of coins to any … …
Johnny Likes To Gamble.
Little Johnny likes to gamble. One day, his Dad gets a new job, so his family has to move to Dublin: Johnny’s dad thinks. “I’ll get a head start on … …
Grandpa And Grandma Got Very Excited.
Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it,.. “yesterday once more”. They made … …