Four People Are All Riding In A Train. –
An old guy, a young man, an old woman, and a young woman are all riding on a train. The two women were facing the two guys in the … …
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Woman Tried to Shelter Her Son at the Zoo.
A mother is walking with her five-year-old son through the zoo when they reach the elephant cage. The boy looks with amazement at the large beast and asks his mom, … …
Guy Offers Farmer Money For Beautiful Looking Horse. –
A guy was driving past a farm one day when he noticed a beautiful horse standing in one of the fields. Hoping to buy the horse, the guy stopped … …
80 Year Old Lady Goes For A Birthday Drink. –
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m … …
A Cowboy Asks To Talk To This Ranchers Animals. –
A cowboy passes by a ranch and strikes up a conversation with the rancher sitting by the gate. The cowboy asks the rancher, “Mind if I talk to your … …
Best Response Ever To A Cheating Husband. –
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing … …
Multimillionaire Brags To Friend About His New Purchase. –
Two multimillionaire friends met up for lunch and started chatting. “So how’s your home life?” asks the first multimillionaire. “Couldn’t be better,” replies the second multimillionaire. “I bought an … …
When Teacher Questioned Little Johnny’s Drawing. –
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to one little boy … …
The Two 'Senior' Widows, Are Talking.
Dorothy and Edna, two ‘senior’ widows, are talking. Dorothy: ‘That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I … …
A Farmer Is Out At The Edge Of His Field. –
A farmer is out at the edge of his field, lounging in the morning sun next to his donkey when a man on a bike rides up and asks … …