Little Johnny Went For An Exam. –
At the start of the exam, the invigilator says, “You have exactly 2 hours. I will not accept any papers after this time has elapsed.” Two hours later, the … …
At the start of the exam, the invigilator says, “You have exactly 2 hours. I will not accept any papers after this time has elapsed.” Two hours later, the … …
Two very elderly men were having a conversation about s**. Elmer says, “Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!” Leon replies, “You’re kidding! I can’t … …
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long train journey. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could … …
A Man went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, Betty awoke to find her mother missing from camp. She … …
A guy finds his dog with the neighbours pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the … …
Bernie had a fight with Rachel, his wife, and went to the movies to cool off. “Hello, darling,” he said, “what are you making for dinner?” “What am I … …
Little Johnny and his family often travelled to visit his grandmother for meals during the holiday season and special events Easter Sunday, Thanksgiving, Christmas. One day, Little Johnny and … …
Wife: Honey, please go to the supermarket and get 1 bottle of milk. If they have bananas, bring 6. He came back with 6 bottles of milk. Wife: Why … …
Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested & she asks “…How did it … …
A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming … …