Johnny Fell In Love, So He Asks His Father. –
Little Johnny Fell In Love, so he asks his father. Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!” Father: “That’s a great son. Who … …
Kevin Adams
There Is A Fellow Who Is Talking To His Buddy. –
There is a fellow who is talking to his buddy and says, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she … …
When Trust Is Broken
I find that sorry has an arbitrary meaning anymore. People say it so often in life that when you mean it, it’s hard to differentiate when it’s real. If you … …
When Someone Really Cares.
If someone really misses you, they will give you a call. If someone really wants you, they will make the effort to tell you. If someone really cares about you, … …
An Old Couple Was Sitting On The Couch. –
A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel: He looked at her and asked. “Do you think we can still … …
Howard Is 95 And Lives In A Senior Citizen Home. –
Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments … …
A Donkey Is Sitting At A Bar. –
A donkey is sitting at a bar after a long day’s work carrying kids around on the beach. He’s having a quiet drink by himself when a thoroughbred racehorse … …
A King Who Wanted To Go Fishing. –
Once upon a time, there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next … …
Johnny Was Sitting On His Backyard. –
Little Johnny was sitting on his backyard swing set with some of his sixth-grade schoolmates one Saturday when they started to tell some jokes to each other. Little Susie … …
A Man Sat Down In His Favourite Chair. –
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.” … …