A Crab And A Lobster Are Dating. –
A crab and a lobster are secretly dating. Pretty soon, the lobster tires of the lying and tells her father, who then forbids her to see the crab anymore. … …
Kevin Adams
Don’t trust too much
Don’t trust too much, don’t love too much, don’t hope too much, because that too much can hurt you so much. I find that sorry has an arbitrary meaning anymore. … …
When times are hard
“Mother’s love is peace. It need not be acquired, it need not be deserved.” – Erich Fromm “For a mother is the only person on earth who can divide … …
When I look back on my life
Yesterday I looked in the mirror and realized I AM beautiful inside and out. It only took many years and massive amounts of screwups to finally come to that conclusion. … …
Once a Mom, Always a Mom
“My mother has always been my emotional barometer and my guidance. I was lucky enough to get to have one woman who truly helped me through everything.” —Emma … …
My life is not your Story to tell
My life. My choices. My mistakes. My lessons. Not your business. Mind your own problems before you talk about mine. My life is not your story to tell. Before you … …
An Old Man Was Walking Down The Street. –
An old man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for … …
Little Old Man Wants to Play Golf One Day. –
A Little Old Man Wants to Play Golf One Day. He walks into the pro shop and they pair him up with two other golfers, Jesus and Moses. On … …
An Irish Priest Was Transferred To Texas. –
An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish. He … …
A Fellow Always Wanted To Own A Pet Skunk. –
A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk. So in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one. After a bit … …