Kevin Adams

  Two cows were chatting over the fence about their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; … …

  Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?” “I’m taking her to the … …

  On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and … …

  A young Army private seeks permission from his commanding officer to leave camp the following weekend. “You see,” he explains, “my wife’s expecting.” “I understand,” the officer tells him. … …

  One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with … …

  There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number … …

  An old Dog starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having … …

  Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance. “See that over there? What is that?”, says the first … …

  Little Johnny failed law & decided to make a deal with the professor. Little Johnny: sir, do you know everything about law? Prof: yes. Little Johnny; if you can … …

  Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in … …