A Elderly Wife Asked Her Husband To Describe Her.
After being married for fifty years, a elderly wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while … then said, “You’re A, B, C, … …
Kevin Adams
An Old Man Is Walking Down The Street.
So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn: He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop, shoving sweets in … …
A Woman Arrives In The Kitchen.
A woman arrives in the kitchen and sees her husband with a fly swatter and says “What are you doing?” He replies: “I’m chasing the flies…” She asks “Did … …
Three Turtles, Joe, Steve, And Poncho, Decide To Go On A Picnic.
Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site … …
A Drunk Husband Arrived Late At His Home.
Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, He rang the bell.. Wife : where have you been till this late, I am not going to open the … …
Johnny Teaches His Entire Family A Lesson.
Little Johnny and his family often traveled to visit his grandmother for meals during the holiday season and special events Easter Sunday, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. One day, Little Johnny … …
A Little Old Lady Answered A Knock.
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day and was confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” said the young … …
A Little Old Lady Was Walking Her Dog.
A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden, her little dog … …
A Man Goes To A Costume Party.
A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a woman on his back. “What are you supposed to be?” the confused host asks. “I’m a turtle,” the … …
An Elderly Man Paddy Goes Into A Pharmacy.
An elderly man paddy goes into a pharmacy – reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours from the bottle … …