A Bear Was Walking Across A Bridge. –
A bear was walking across a bridge, When two cars also crossing the bridge scared the bear into jumping over the edge of the bridge. Somehow the bear caught … …
Kevin Adams
Husband Was Not Talking With Wife. –
Wife’s Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all … …
Two Ladies Are Walking Their Dogs. –
Two ladies are walking their dogs. As they pass a department store, one lady says “Let’s go in and do some shopping.” The other lady says, “We can’t go … …
A Plane Was Taking Off From Kennedy Airport. –
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your … …
Ole Was Working His Way Through Lena’s Fall. –
Ole was working his way through Lena’s fall cleanup list. He looked under the porch, and they’re nestled in a nice cosy nest was a family of rats. So … …
An Elderly Man Jimmy Was Walking Down. –
One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with … …
An Old Lady Was Walking Down The Street. –
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while … …
A Man Is Walking His Prized Pit Bull. –
A man is walking his prized pit bull down the street. He comes across another man, walking a chihuahua in his direction. He tells the man: “Hey sir, you … …
Two Women Were Chatting In The Office. –
Two women were chatting in the office… WOMAN 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours? WOMAN 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his … …
A Little 10-Year-Old Girl Was Walking Home. –
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her: After following along for a … …