A Salesman Is Talking To A Farmer. –
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, “What on earth is that all … …
Kevin Adams
A Farmer And His Wife Were Lying In Bed. –
A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, and he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looked up from the … …
Three Couples Went To A Hotel. –
They were all served by Bill. The first man was married to a nurse. “Nurses are cute.” Bill thought to himself. The second man was married to a phone … …
A Third-Grade Teacher Always Took Roll Call. –
A third-grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the pupils answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid who sat in the first row was … …
A Very Poor old Woman With A Small Family Called In To A Radio Station. –
A very poor old woman with a small family called a radio station asking for help from God. A non-believer man who was also listening to this radio program … …
A Little Old Lady Who Wanted A Parrot. –
There once was a little old lady who wanted a parrot all her life. Finally, one day she spots a good deal on a parrot for sale in the … …
Rocky The Rooster Is Taking His Son Out Of The House. –
It is a beautiful summer’s day when Rocky the rooster is taking his son out of the house for the first time. “Son,” the rooster says, “today you will … …
Johnny Comes Home With A Porsche. –
A 15-year-old Little Johnny comes home with a Porsche His parents began to yell and scream. “Where did you get that car?” He calmly told them, “I bought it … …
A Man Was At Home Watching TV And Eating Peanuts. –
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of … …
Two Medical Students Were Walking Along The Street. –
Two medical students were walking along the street. When they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said … …