Two Old Men Were Picked Up By The Cops For Smoking Dope. –
Two old men were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice men, … …
Kevin Adams
Nasa Was Experimenting With Different Animals. –
Nasa was experimenting with different animals in space. Monkeys were an obvious choice, but they had no patience. Mice chewed all the cables, dogs were too stupid and chickens … …
A Man Is Fishing By The Creek. –
An Elderly man is fishing by the creek. Soon a wagon pulled by horses approaches on the road behind him. “Is the water shallow enough to pass through with … …
Two Flies Are Out On A Date. –
Two flies are out on a date So they go out on the town and see fresh dog poop on the side of the road. They rush down and … …
Three Men Standing At The Gates Of Heaven. –
A philosopher, a mathematician and an old drunk man found themselves standing before the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. “Gentlemen,” the Devil started, … …
A Husband And Wife Were Out Playing Golf. –
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her … …
Johnny Blows Up His Balloon. –
A little Johnny blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he’s liable to … …
An Elderly Man And Woman Had Been Married For 50 Years. –
An elderly man and woman had been married for 50 years and it was their wedding anniversary. The wife asked her husband what he wanted for an anniversary present. … …
Three Elderly Women Are Talking About Their Troubles. –
Three elderly women are talking about their troubles. “Sixty is the worst age to be,” said Ruth, the 60-year-old, “You always feel like you have to pee. And most … …
An Old Farmer Had A Daughter. –
Out in the country, there lived a farmer whose daughter was the most beautiful woman in the county. When she was of marrying age the farmer rounded up the … …