There Was An Elephant, A Giraffe, And A Hen. –
God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot in life. There was an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen. The elephant complained, “Lord, I HATE THIS TRUNK … …
Kevin Adams
A Jealous Husband Hired A Private Detective. –
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted a video of his … …
A Woman Was Out Golfing. –
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in … …
An Old Blind Man Enters A Bar. –
An old blind man enters a bar and asks the Barkeeper “Wanna hear a joke about blondes?” Suddenly, the bar is as silent as a grave. A guy next … …
All The Chickens Gathered Around The New Rooster. –
In the farm, all the chickens gathered around the new rooster. He had arrived on the farm in the morning, and was looking at himself proudly as the old … …
Johnny Asked His Teacher. –
Little Johnny asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom and she said yes. When he went to wipe his backside, there was no toilet paper so … …
Many Animals Were Waiting To Open The Shop. –
Many animals were waiting in line in front of the only shop in the forest: bears, foxes, wolves, bears, squirrels, hedgehogs etc. A rabbit pushed through the queue, shoving … …
L.Johnny Comes Home With A Porsche. –
A 15-year-old Little Johnny comes home with a Porsche His parents began to yell and scream. “Where did you get that car?” He calmly told them, “I bought it … …
Ted And His Wife Were Working In Their Garden. –
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your b*tt is getting really big, I mean really … …
Grandpa Walt Found Himself Babysitting. –
Every Saturday morning Grandpa Walt found himself babysitting his three grandchildren…all boys. The kids always wanted to play ”war,” and Grandpa somehow always got coaxed into the game. His … …