This Couple Had An Argument.
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their … …
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A Bear Was Driving A Truck.
A bear was driving a truck on the highway… Suddenly he saw a rabbit riding a sports motorcycle and overtaking the truck from the wrong side. The rabbit came … …
An Old Man Was Sitting In Private Box.
An old man was sitting in a private box at a major football match with an empty seat next to him: A young enthusiast saw the empty seat and … …
Johnny Was Eating Breakfast One Morning.
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?” “He thinks a … …
This Couple Is Working On Their Wills.
A couple were sitting in the lawyer’s office working on their will. The lawyer tells them that they should discuss end of life issues how they want to be … …
Three Old Couples Were Having Tea One Fine Day.
Three old couples were having tea one fine day. There were all chatting and whatnot when one of the men, trying to get a chuckle, said to his wife, … …
An Old Man Lays Sprawled Across Three Entire Seats.
A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theatre. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man. “Sir, you’re only … …
A Retiring Farmer Needed To Rid His Farm.
A retiring farmer needed to rid his farm of animals in preparation for selling his land. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where … …
An Accountant Is In A Car Travelling With A Farmer.
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You’re pretty good with … …
A Man Dumped His Wife For A Young Woman.
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with … …