An Old Woman Was Walking Her Dog.
An old woman was walking her dog one evening when a young man ran by her and grabbed her purse and took off, A couple across the street ran over … …
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A Woman Saw An Ad In The Local Newspaper For Dog.
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to be … …
An Old Woman Wants To Get Married.
An old woman wants to get married one last time so she doesn’t die alone. She takes out an ad in the paper that says, “I’m looking for a husband. … …
Ethel Was A Bit Of A Demon In Her Wheelchair.
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on … …
Johnny Once Bought A Very Fine Toilet Brush.
Little Johnny once bought his Granny a very fine toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a few weeks later, there wasn’t a sign of … …
A Man Is In Bed With His Wife.
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past three in … …
A Snail Was Walking Down.
A snail was walking down the road when he spots these three heavily built, thuggish turtles following him… He got scared and quickened his pace, making a few left and … …
A Rabbit Opens A Public Musical Toilet.
A rabbit opens a public musical toilet in the forest. The animals are all queuing to try it. First comes the fox. “What kind of music would you like?”, the … …
An Elderly Man Needs To Leave For Business Trip.
An elderly man needs to leave for lengthy a business trip, but his wife is saddened by this. She explains to him that if he isn’t home every night, there … …
An Elderly Professor In His Philosophy Class.
An elderly professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise … …