John And His Lady Lived Deep In The Hills.
John and his ole lady lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked John if he … …
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A Man Walked Into A Supermarket.
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A checkout chick walked up to him and said, “Your barracks door is open.” Not a phrase that men normally … …
A Pigeon Strapped Next To A Man.
After taking his seat on a plane, A young man was startled to see a pigeon strapped in next to him. After take-off, he asked the flight attendant for a … …
Two Robins Were Flying Over A Golf Course.
Two robins were flying over a golf course after rain and one said, “I bet there are a lot of worms down there.” They flew down to one of the … …
A Young Man Who Was An Avid Golfer.
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could … …
An Elderly Husband And Wife Noticed That They Were Beginning To Forget Things.
An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget many little things around the house. They were afraid that this could be dangerous, as one of them … …
Two Men Were Having A Slow Round Of Golf.
Two men were having a slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course. … …
Johnny Got His First Job.
Little Johnny got his first job running the register at a store. The old store owner said he would teach him how to up-sell. “Watch how I do it,” he … …
A Husband, Thinking He Was Being Funny.
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches … …
Johnny Was Sitting On The Curb With His Dog.
Little Johnny was sitting on the curb with his dog, A policeman walked up and said “son I think your dog is in heat.” Johnny said no she’s got plenty … …