A 70-year-Old Retired Military Officer Had One Hobby.
A 70-year-Old Retired Military officer had one Hobby….. He loved to Fish. He was sitting in His Boat the other Day when He heard A voice says, ‘Pick Me Up.’ … …
Kevin Adams
Little Old Man Wants to Play Golf.
A Little Old Man Wants to Play Golf One Day. He walks into the pro shop and they pair him up with two other golfers, Jesus and Moses. On the … …
Two Elderly Women Were Out Driving In A Large Car.
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. Cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they … …
Jack Wakes Up With A Horrible Hangover.
Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye. The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and a note from his … …
Little Johnny Goes To His Father.
Little Johnny goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your … …
A Zebra Who Had Lived Her Entire Life In A Zoo.
There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit. so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could … …
The Police Dispatch Picks Up The Phone.
The police dispatch picks up the phone and writes down the call for help: “Please send someone urgent, a cat has broken in!” The police dispatcher responded, “Sir, I don’t … …
An 80-Year-Old Man Goes To The Doctor.
An 80-year-old man goes to the doctor with his wife. After the exam, the physician pulls the wife aside, and says, “I’m afraid your husband has an advanced stress disorder. … …
A Young Man’s Grandmother Was Turning 80.
A young man’s grandmother was turning 80 and had moved into a new condo. He wanted to drop by, see her new place, and wish her a happy birthday. He … …
A Young Girl Watched Her Grandmother.
A young girl watched her grandmother move several duck figurines from the bottom shelf to the middle shelf of a cabinet. The grandmother picked up one of the ducks and … …