An Officer Pulls Over An Elderly Gentleman.
An officer pulls over an elderly gentleman who’s driving three ladies down the highway. “Do you know why I pulled you over, sir?” asks the officer. “No sir, I haven’t … …
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L.Johnny Was Sitting On His Backyard Swing Set .
Little Johnny was sitting on his backyard swing set with some of his sixth-grade schoolmates one Saturday when they started to tell some jokes to each other. Little Susie started … …
An Honest’ Girl Is Going To Town.
A very ‘straight and honest’ girl is going to Town. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice: “Daughter, when you’re in town and if you’re looking for a … …
Father Shark Teaches The Son Shark How To Eat Human.
Father shark teaches the son shark how to eat human “Look boy when you target a swimming human go close with your fin out of the water. Take a few … …
A Cows Was Completely Cross-Eyed.
One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told … …
An Elderly Man Drove His Rolls-Royce.
An Elderly Man Drove His Rolls-Royce To A Downtown NY City Bank. Before going to Europe on business, an elderly man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown NY City bank … …
A Young Man Strips Down Naked At A Beach.
A young man strips down naked at a beach. As he’s lying on the sand naked he notices two very elderly women walking his way. To prevent the woman from … …
A Lady Was Reading A Newspaper.
A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified advert here where … …
A Country Doctor Went Way Out To Deliver A Baby.
A country doctor went way out to deliver a baby. Unfortunately, the place was so far out, that there was no electricity. As soon as the doctor arrived, there was … …
A Man And His Wife Went To The Zoo.
“A man and his wife went to the zoo. They found a Monkey who was passionately playing with his female. His wife said to him, “What a romantic animal.” Then, … …