A Wolf, A Rabbit And A Tortoise Needed A Drink.
A wolf, a rabbit and a tortoise needed a drink. They drew sticks and the tortoise came up short and had to go to the shop to get a bottle … …
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A Couple Drove Down A Country Road.
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their … …
An Old Was Able To Give Birth.
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went … …
A Census Taker In A Rural Area.
A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When an old woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had … …
A Country Doctor Went Way Out To Deliver A Baby.
A country doctor went way out to deliver a baby. Unfortunately, the place was so far out, that there was no electricity. As soon as the doctor arrived, there was … …
A Burglar Breaks Into A Home.
A burglar breaks into a home and holds the man and woman in it hostage. At gunpoint, he forces the two to sit on chairs facing the opposite way, back … …
John And Mary Went For Dinner.
John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, noticed that John was ever so slowly, … …
A Couple Is Employing A Housemaid.
This wealthy couple is employing a housemaid. She decides to ask for a raise. : She goes to the lady and asks: “Ma’am, I’d like a raise.” The lady responds: … …
A Drunk Staggers Into A Dinner And Orders A Couple Of Eggs.
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey, Gus, do we have … …
A Couple Found An Old Cat.
One hot July day a couple found an old straggly cat at door. The cat was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. The … …