An Elderly Man Traveling By Plane.
An elderly man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested … …
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Ma And Pa Were Two Old Hillbillies.
Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living out on a farm up in the hills. Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. He goes … …
A Young Boy Is Pulling His Wagon Up A Hill.
A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy says: “I’ll be darned.” … …
A Man And A Woman Were Sitting Beside.
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first-class section of an aeroplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, and wiped her nose, then visibly … …
L.Johnny And His Girlfriend Are On The Phone.
Little Johnny and his girlfriend are on the phone. Little Johnny says “Hey, babe wanna get a bit naughty tonight,” Little Zoe says “Yeah, why not Johnny”. So little Johnny … …
A Man Is At Work On His Marriage Anniversary.
A man is at work on the day of his marriage anniversary… However, on the same day, his incredibly hot secretary confesses her feelings and offers to have s** with … …
Two Men Went Bear Hunting.
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only … …
The Old Chief Noticed A New Seaman.
The Old Chief noticed a new seaman one day and barked at him. “Get over here! “What is your name?” was the first thing the Chief asked the new guy. … …
Chester And Earl Went Hunting.
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, I’ll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren’t any ducks out there, … …
An Old Man Is Selling Watermelons.
An old man is selling watermelons… His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10 A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. “That’d be 3 dollars”, … …