An Old Lady Walks Into A Pharmacy.
An elderly lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some b*m deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the elderly woman that they don’t sell bum … …
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An Elderly Lady Was Throwing A Party.
An elderly lady was throwing a party for her granddaughter and had gone all out….. a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed … …
Bob’s Wife Sally Called Their Insurance Agent.
After their barn burned down, Bob’s wife Sally called their insurance agent to file a claim and demand the amount the barn was insured for, $60,000. “Hold on just a … …
L.Johnny Spends A Rare Weekend With His Dad.
Little Johnny spends a rare weekend with his dad: “Son, this is your weekend, have anything you want. Ask and ye shall receive.” After a little thought, Johnny says. “Dad, … …
An Elderly Lady Was Throwing A Party.
An elderly lady was throwing a party for her granddaughter and had gone all out….. a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed … …
Bob’s Wife Sally Called Their Insurance Agent.
After their barn burned down, Bob’s wife Sally called their insurance agent to file a claim and demand the amount the barn was insured for, $60,000. “Hold on just a … …
A Millionaire, Who Collected Live Alligators.
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool at the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was … …
Two Men Are Walking Through The Woods Together.
Two men are walking through the woods together and they come across an insanely huge hole in the ground. The first man picks up a rock and tosses it into … …
A Teenage Girl Came Downstairs For Her Date.
One Saturday evening a teenage girl came downstairs for her date and she was wearing a see-through blouse and no bra. Her grandmother, on seeing her dressed like that, threw … …
A Professional Dietitian Was Lecturing.
A professional dietitian was lecturing in front of a group of people who wanted to lose weight. “The food we eat is so bad for us, that it will still … …