Kevin Adams

A guy walks into a bar, says to the bartender “if I show you something amazing will you buy me a drink?” The bartender says “sure, but I’ve been bartending … …

A police officer pulls over an elderly couple He walks up to the driver’s side window and asks the husband for his license and registration. The wife, hard of hearing, … …

An elderly couple named Bill and Helen went to the county fair each year. One year, a man at the fair was giving helicopter rides for 50 dollars. Having never … …

After years of dating. John and Gail decided to go ahead and get married. One evening, after their honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage, just for fun. … …

A little Johnny blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he’s liable to break … …

A rabbit opens a public musical toilet in the forest. The animals are all queuing to try it. First comes the fox. “What kind of music would you like?”, the … …

An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for the first time … …

Mr. and Mrs. Jones were an average middle-aged couple who got along well enough as long as Mr. Jones didn’t put his foot in his mouth: One day, she was … …

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why … …

Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the … …