Kevin Adams 
A young Army private seeks permission from his commanding officer to leave camp the following weekend. “You see,” he explains, “my wife’s expecting.” “I understand,” the officer tells him. “You … …
Three house pets- a golden retriever, a parakeet, and a cat– all die and go to heaven… As with all the good animals, God decides to have a personal discussion … …
A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks “Excuthe me do you have any widdle wabbits?” The shop keepers heart melts. He gets down on his knees so … …
A farmer has four beautiful daughters He’s a bit overprotective of them, so when Friday date night rolls around, he greets the gentlemen callers at the door with a shotgun … …
“There has been a wild Forest Man seen in the forest. He has little beady red eyes, and hair all over. Be careful, he might be dangerous” The old farmer … …
Two guys are walking in the woods when a wolf attacks them. They suffer a few bites, but they get patched up and go about their lives. The next month, … …
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s … …
A fellow is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he’s shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle n!pples. The machine makes … …
There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks: Rufus and Clarence. They lived on opposite sides of the river and they hated each other. Every morning, … …
A boy, his father and his mother are having dinner. But the boy doesn’t want to eat his broccoli. – Eat your broccoli! – says the mother. – No! – … …