A Woman Was Driving Through The Countryside Late.
A woman was driving through the countryside late at night when her car broke down. About a mile down the road, she came to an old farmhouse. Two elderly men … …
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Russ And Fred, Two Friends, Met In The Park.
Russ and Fred, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Russ didn’t show up. Fred didn’t … …
The Husband Plopped Down On The Couch.
The husband plopped down on the couch to watch the footy on the tele’ and told his wife: “Get me a beer before it starts!” The wife sighed and got … …
Little Johnny Sees His Father Sitting.
Little Johnny sees His father sitting, reading the paper. He goes up to his father and says “Daddy, where do babies come from?” The father says “I’m busy…go ask your … …
A Cashier Noticed A TV Remote In A Women Purse:
A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse: He could not control his curiosity and … …
A Woman Saw An Ad In The Local Newspaper For Dog.
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to … …
A Woman Who Lost Her Cat Named “LOVE.”
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down … …
Lulu Was A Prost!tute, But She Didn’t Want Her Grandma To Know.
Lulu was a prost!tute, but she didn’t want her grandma to know… One day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outside and made them line up. … …
A Young Sailor About To On His First-Ever Around The World Cruise.
A young sailor about to on his first-ever around-the-world cruise” visits his grandfather, a retired Admiral. “Gramps, I’m so excited to go on my first cruise,” he says. “Well, son, … …
A Mother Is Driving Her Little Girl To Her Friend’s House .
A mother is driving her little girl to her friend’s house for a play date. Mummy, the little girl asks, ‘how old are you?‘ ‘Honey, you are not supposed to … …