Two Cows Were Chatting Over The Fence.
Two cows were chatting over the fence about their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I … …
Two cows were chatting over the fence about their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I … …
Ole was working his way through Lena’s fall cleanup list. He looked under the porch, and they’re nestled in a nice cosy nest was a family of rats. So he … …
An elderly man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, “This is … …
A young lady is working at an old people’s home when she walks into an old gentleman’s room. He’s holding a set of photographs and looks upset. “What’s the matter?” … …
Three brothers are travelling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car and start walking to a barn that’s a little ways away. When … …
It’s a small town and not much happens most days, so the town newspaper prints pretty much every little story. But the editor just can’t believe it one day when … …
An old cowboy died and he’s at the pearly gates, Waiting to be admitted while St. Peter is leafin’ through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy. … …
An old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and … …
A guy was in love with a girl but never had the guts to tell her. One night around night, he gathered some courage & sent her a text with … …
Little Johnny was with his mom as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her. … …