Two Cows Were Chatting Over The Fence.
Two cows were chatting over the fence about their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I … …
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Ole Was Working His Way.
Ole was working his way through Lena’s fall cleanup list. He looked under the porch, and they’re nestled in a nice cosy nest was a family of rats. So he … …
An Elderly Man With A Winking Problem.
An elderly man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, “This is … …
A Young Lady Is Working At An Old People’s Home.
A young lady is working at an old people’s home when she walks into an old gentleman’s room. He’s holding a set of photographs and looks upset. “What’s the matter?” … …
Three Brothers Are Travelling Along A Road.
Three brothers are travelling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car and start walking to a barn that’s a little ways away. When … …
The Newspaper Prints Every Little Story.
It’s a small town and not much happens most days, so the town newspaper prints pretty much every little story. But the editor just can’t believe it one day when … …
An Old Cowboy Died At The Pearly Gates.
An old cowboy died and he’s at the pearly gates, Waiting to be admitted while St. Peter is leafin’ through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy. … …
An Old Man Goes To A Restaurant.
An old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and … …
A Guy Was In Love With A Girl.
A guy was in love with a girl but never had the guts to tell her. One night around night, he gathered some courage & sent her a text with … …
Johnny Was With His Mom.
Little Johnny was with his mom as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her. … …