Grandpa Joe Was In His New Nursing Home.
Grandpa Joe was being taken by his grandchildren to his new nursing home. They took him in on his wheelchair. A young nurse met them. “Welcome to our nursing home … …
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There Were Two Nuns.
There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It was getting dark and they were … …
The Wife Served Breakfast To Husband.
The wife served breakfast to the Husband. Along with that, she gave me a tablet also and said: ” Take this *Paracetamol* after breakfast.” Husband: ” Why? I don’t have … …
A Third Grade Teacher Always Took Roll Call.
A third-grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the pupils answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher’s … …
This Farmer Found Himself In A Totally Weird Situation.
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?” The … …
A Pastor Did Something Unspeakable.
Pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. … …
James Retired From Bank Service As Senior Manager.
James retired from bank service as Senior Manager. Got handsome retirement benefits. He deposited around 5 Million in Mutual Funds and debt funds. 5 Million he kept in the SB … …
An Elderly Man Goes To A Female Dentist.
A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a large syringe to give him an anaesthesia shot. “No way, no needles! I hate needles!” … …
Little Johnny Is Still Scribbling.
At the start of the exam, the invigilator says, “You have exactly 2 hours. I will not accept any papers after this time has elapsed.” Two hours later, the invigilator … …
A Woman Arrived At The Gates Of Heaven.
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting … …