A Couple Was Invited To A Masked Halloween Party.
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He is a devoted husband, … …
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A Couple Had Two Little Mischievous Boys.
A couple had two mischievous little boys, ages 8 (Little Johnny) and his 10-year elder brother… They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief … …
She Gave Her Husband The Chance To Do Whatever He Wants,
Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. “I’ll never understand women.” – said Joe. “The other night … …
The Teacher Asks The Little Girls.
Teacher: “Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this … …
Rabbit Opens A Public Musical Toilet In The Forest.
The little rabbit opens a public musical toilet in the forest. The animals are all queuing to try it. First comes the fox. “What kind of music would you like?”, … …
Two Ducks Go On Their Honeymoon.
Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ”Oh, we haven’t got any cond0ms. I’ll ring … …
Two Guys Had Just Gotten Divorced.
Two guys had just gotten divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to … …
A Little Old Lady Goes Into An Adult Bookstore.
A little old lady, about 70 years old, walks into an adult bookstore and slowly shuffles up to the counter, her hands shaking. She stutteringly says, “Eh, eh, excuse me, … …
The Newlywed Wife Said To Her Husband.
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of … …
A Teacher Is Trying To Teach Good Manners.
A teacher is trying to teach good manners to her third-grade students. She turned to her class and said, “Michael if you were on a date having dinner with a … …