Wife Was Preparing Breakfast.
The wife is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. The husband wanders in, still in his pyjamas. She turns to him and says, “I need you to … …
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Johnny Was Visiting A Friend Of His In New York During The Winter.
Johnny was visiting a friend of his in New York during the winter. He and his friend went outside to play in the snow. After about an hour, his friend’s … …
A Psychiatrist Had No Patients In His Office.
Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects … …
Noah Released All The Animals From His Ark.
After 150 days of flooding, Noah released all the animals from his ark and commanded them to go forth and multiply. After some time, he saw that the flocks and … …
It’s A Guy’s First Day In Prison And He’s Not Talking To It Very Well.
It’s a guy’s first day in prison and he’s not talking to it very well. He’s off in the corner with that thousand-yard stare, hugging himself and rocking back and … …
An Elderly Couple Had Memory Problems.
A couple in their 80’s were having problems remembering things, so they decided to the go the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but they … …
A Farmer Stopped By The Local Mechanic’s Shop.
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic’s shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far away and would … …
An Old Married Couple Is In Their Car.
Lorena Bobbit is in her car, escaping moments after cutting off her husband’s pen!s. The pen!s is on the seat beside her. An old married couple is approaching in the … …
Animals Could No Longer Hold Their S*xual Desire.
In Noah’s ark, on day 3 the animals could no longer hold their sexual desire, so they started having sex with one another. But Noah got really angry cause the … …
A Man And His Wife Are Driving Down The Road.
A man and his wife are driving down the road when they hit a baby skunk. “It’s still alive!” The wife exclaimed, looking back at the poor skunk. “Alright, I’ll … …