God Created the all Creatures.
On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For … …
Two Friends Talking With Each Other.
Peter: “I hate this time of the year. My wife and I can never agree on the holidays. I want to travel to exotic places, stay in 5-star hotels, dance, … …
Johnny’s Teacher Was Giving A Lesson In Developing Logical Thinking.
Little Johnny’s teacher was giving a lesson in developing logical thinking. “This is the scene”, said the teacher. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of … …
A Group Of Frogs Was Traveling Through The Woods.
As a group of frogs was traveling through the woods, two of them fell into a deep pit. When the other frogs crowded around the pit and saw how deep … …
A Guy Walked Into A Pro-Shop.
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a little wager?” he said, flashing some large bills around. “I’ve got $500.00 here that says my … …
An Accountant Is In A Car Travelling.
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You re pretty good with … …
An Out-Of-Towner Drove His Car Into A Ditch.
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up … …
A Dying Grandma Tells Her Grandchild.
A dying grandma tells her grandchild, “I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in … …
The Old Man Placed Order For One Hamburger.
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front … …
A Husband Asks His Wife.
A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?” The wife responds, “No, I will live with my sister.” The wife asks him back, “Will you marry after … …