The Devout Cowboy Lost His Favourite Bible.
The devout cowboy lost his favourite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its … …
Little Johnny Ran Into The House.
Little Johnny ran into the house, crying his eyes out. His Mum asked him what the problem was. “Dad and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish, a … …
An Elderly Gentleman Was In The Kitchen.
An elderly gentleman was in the kitchen and had taken down the wall clock, placing it on the floor in front of him. Then he turned on the kitchen radio … …
An Elderly Mother To A Nursing Home.
One day a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, … …
An Elderly Typist, Just Starting Work For The Day.
A typist, just starting work for the day, noticed that the crack in her window pane had got noticeably longer, so she rang up the maintenance department and reported it … …
A Man Is Getting Into The Shower.
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs … …
A Little Girl And A Little Boy Were At Day Care.
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Johnny, want to play Mummies and Daddies?” He says, … …
A Famous Art Collector Is Walking.
A famous art collector is walking through the middle of London. When he notices a rather tatty-looking cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and … …
A Man Approached A Very Beautiful Woman.
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” … …
The Teacher Asked Little Johnny.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers. “Yes,” he said. “I do. My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after three.” “Four,” answered the boy. “What comes … …