A Single Guy Was Living With His Elderly Father.
A single guy was living with his elderly father and running the family business. He realized he was going to inherit a fortune once his ailing father died and decided … …
A Wife Sent A Message To Her Husband.
Wife sent a message to her husband : Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and says hi to you . Husband :Who is rita ? … …
Johnny’s Mother Was Making Dinner.
Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what … …
A Drunken Man Walks Into A Biker Bar.
A drunken man walks into a biker bar and sits at the bar, and orders a drink. Looking around he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets … …
A Man And His Wife Were Having Some Problems At Home.
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realised that he would need his … …
A DEA Police Officer Stops At A Ranch In Texas.
A DEA police officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. From the first second, he had a bad attitude about him, annoyed he had … …
A Duck Walks Into A Bar.
A duck walks into a bar one day waddle over and waddles over to the bartender, the duck asks “got any lunch?” Bartender replies back “sorry this is a bar … …
A Horse Is In A Pub.
A horse in a pub having a few beers when he spots a donkey in the corner, so he goes over for a chat…. The donkey asks “What do you … …
Two Police Officers Saw An Old Woman Staggering Out A Local Bar.
Two police officers saw an old woman staggering out a local bar, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her … …
Little Boy Johnny Was Attending His First Wedding.
A little boy Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the Johnny responded. His cousin was … …