Petly Town

An old man was sitting in a private box at a major football match with an empty seat next to him: A young enthusiast saw the empty seat and said … …

One day, in a small town, the local zoo announced the arrival of a very rare, talking parrot. The news spread like wildfire, and soon enough, the entire town was … …

A man enters a pet shop He spots a parrot with a higher than normal price tag. “Why is this bird so expensive?” he asked the shop owner “Oh well, … …

Maureen’s husband, Patrick, was somewhat of a male chauvinist. Even though they both worked full-time, he never helped around the house. Housework was woman’s work! But one evening, Maureen arrived … …

A duck walks into a bar one day waddle over and waddles over to the bartender, the duck asks “got any lunch?” Bartender replies back “sorry this is a bar … …

A 100-year-old man was having a big birthday party at his nursing home. A TV crew was there to interview the man on this special day. “Please tell our audience … …

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was … …

Little Johnny went fishing with his dad, who had his fishing license on the back of his hat. After a while, they had caught no fish when Little Johnny offered … …

A young couple before and after marriage BEFORE MARRIAGE: Man – Oh yes, i can’t wait! Woman – Will you ever leave me? Man – No, don’t even think about … …

A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and is offering a … …