Little Johnny says the darndest things
Hilarious really made me laugh The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to … …
A Mexican Woodpecker And A Canadian Woodpecker Were In Mexico.
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker … …
A Young Innocent Girl Is About To Go On Her 1st Date.
A young innocent girl is about to go on her 1st date and is given some word of advice and warning by her mother; “Look, darling, they all want … …
An Irishman And A Lady Were Celebrating
An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness A lady next To him says, “What a coincidence, I am having Guinness too.” Irish man – “I’m … …
A Fellow Is Going On Tour Of A Factory.
A fellow is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he’s shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle n!pples. The machine … …
A Woman Was Driving Through The Countryside Late.
A woman was driving through the countryside late at night when her car broke down. About a mile down the road, she came to an old farmhouse. Two elderly … …
Young Farmer Has Hilarious Comeback When His New Boss Yells At Him
A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you … …
A Man Went To Buy A Pig
A city slicker went to the country to buy a pig. When he approached the pig farmer, he asked for a 25-pound pig. The pig farmer put the pig’s … …
A Pig Walks Into A Pub.
A pig walks into a pub. He goes up to the bar and sees a curious-looking bottle bubbling away with mist emanating from the top. Slightly flummoxed he asks … …
A Sweet Old Lady Is Making Lunch For Her Husband.
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day… She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His favourite: a sandwich … …