Bubba Told Jimmy Where He Got The Truck
One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down the main street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him … …
An Old Man Was Sitting In Private Box.
An old man was sitting in a private box at a major football match with an empty seat next to him: A young enthusiast saw the empty seat and said … …
A Couple Was Having Quarrel In A Lodge.
A couple was having quarrel in a lodge and the man calls the manager and says, “I’m having an argument with my wife, and now she wants to jump out … …
An Elderly Men Were Venting Their Frustrations.
A couple of elderly men were venting their frustrations about the woes of modern technology. “I just can’t ever seem to remember my darn passwords,” grumbled one of them. The … …
An Old WOMAN Was Flying From Melbourne.
An Old WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane … Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the … …
Clyde Sitting At The Bar With Mark And Kevin.
Clyde sitting at the bar with Mark and Kevin, tells them, “Last night while I was here drinking with y’all, a burglar broke into my house.” Kevin asked, “Did he … …
Dave Took Mary Out For A Romantic Dinner.
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate … …
The Town Elders Were Looking For A Way To Increase Attendance.
The town elders were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. A member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. Another suggested holding a raffle each … …
A Teacher Ask About The Johnny’s Homework.
“Johnny, where’s your homework”? Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. “My dog ate it”, was his solemn response. “Johnny, I’ve been a teacher … …
Johnny Was Sitting In The Hall Of The School.
Little Johnny was sitting in the hall of the school, bored out of his mind. Suddenly the teacher walked by and he asked her: “How do you put an elephant … …