Young Boy Is Called An Idiot At The Hair Salon
We often think of children as being young, naive and innocent but in a way, that is what adds to their charm. It is something that we appreciate about … …
Man’s Parrot Won’t Stop Swearing And Ends Up In The Freezer.
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth … …
Little Johnny Asks His Mother About Her Chest.
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest!?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask … …
Two Elderly People Flirt With Each Other At A Seniors’ Singles Bar
One night two old people were at a seniors’ singles bar. The two started to hit it off and began flirting with each other. After a few drinks, the … …
Student Has Hilarious Reply When Teacher Questions Her Drawing
1. A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one little girl … …
Husband Decides He’s Going To Be “The Man Of The House” But His Wife Has Other Plans
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be The Man Of Your House.” He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now … …
A Man Walks Into A Restaurant With A Full-grown Ostrich Behind Him.
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, ‘A hamburger, fries and a coke,’ … …
A Blonde Woman Is Asked to Take Two Chimpanzees to the San Diego Zoo
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to … …
When Dad Calls Home, His Little Girl Tells Him Mom’s in the Bedroom with ‘Uncle Paul’
“Hello?” “Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, … …
An Elderly Man In Florida Had Owned A Large Farm For Several Years.
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice – picnic tables, horseshoe courts, … …