An Old Canadian in Paris
An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on … …
Paddy Said To His Wife Mary.
One evening, Paddy said to his wife Mary: “Lets go out to eat tonight.” Mary came back with the classic, “I have nothing to wear.” reply. So Paddy said to … …
Little Johnny Was Practicing The Violin.
Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den: The family dog was lying in the den, and as … …
A Young Lady Came Home From Date.
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. … …
A Man Leans Over To The Bartender. This Is Funny.
A Man Walks Into a Bar, he leans over and says to the bartender, “Hey, will you give me a free beer if I show you something so amazing that … …
A Sweet Old Lady Telephoned St. Joseph ‘s Hospital.
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph ‘s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator … …
A Snake Asks His Buddy A Question.
There were two snakes talking. The first one said “Sidney, are we the type of snakes that wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they’re dead? Or are … …
A Dad Was Having A Conversation.
A dad was having a conversation with his 8 year old son about what he would like to be when he grew up. He went over many job ideas, when … …
A Woman Visits Her Husband In Prison. This Is Super Funny.
A woman visits her husband in prison… Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!” The officer laughs and says, “Are … …
An Accountant Is In A Car Travelling.
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You’re pretty good with numbers, … …