Petly Town

  Sometimes you need to stop and smell the roses. I arrived at the address and honked the horn. After waiting a few minutes I honked again. Since this was … …

  One of the most frustrating situations that many of us have to face on a daily basis is receiving a telemarketing call.  It seems as they call at the … …

  A wise old farmer went to buy a pickup truck that he saw advertised for a certain price. After telling the salesman which truck he wanted, they sat down … …

Two police officers saw an old woman staggering out a local bar, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her … …

Husband and wife went to see a marriage councillor, After he had listened to a twenty minute tirade about how bad a husband he was, the councillor stood up, went … …

A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy says: “I’ll be d@rned.” … …

A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, “Now, now young lad, I think you had better take … …

Alan’s wife just walked in, told the dog how cute he is, and how much she loves him. Held his face in her hands, stared into his eyes, and gave … …

A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting … …

Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the … …