Lisa Bought A Donkey From A Farmer.
Lisa bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. In the morning he drove up and said, ‘Sorry , but … …
A Teacher Is Teaching Third Graders.
A Teacher is teaching third Graders and asks them to names some big animals in Africa . Teacher: Name some big animals in Africa . Kevin: ELEPHANT. Teacher: Very good, … …
A Couple Of Old Guys Were Golfing.
A couple of old guys were golfing, when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. T for a new set of dentures the next morning. His elderly … …
Husband Is Going For A 3-Day Church Conference.
The husband tells the wife that he is going to a 3-day church conference. Wife packs his bag, prepares breakfast for him and says, “Darling, let’s pray together before you … …
A Hound Dog Lays In The Yard.
“Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a jogger asks. The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, “Nope.” As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the … …
The Old Lady Goes To The Doctor.
Doctor: “What seems to be the problem today Madam” ..?? Female Patient: “Help Me Doctor, I’ve got the Farts. I mean I Fart all the time,” The Doctor nods, “Hmmm.” … …
Teacher Asked The Little Johnny.
Teacher: “What’s your Mom’s name?” 4-year-old kid: “Mom’s last name must be Darling because that’s what Daddy calls her every time….” Teacher: “That’s so sweet. What’s her first name then?” … …
A Wife Asked Her Husband To Describe Her.
A wife asked her husband to describe her. He said, ‘You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K’. She said, ‘What does that mean?’ He said, … …
The Animals Of The Forest Are Having A Meeting.
The animals of the forest are having a meeting. For months on end, there was one big party and the forest looks like the end of spring break. Vomit … …
Three Animals Were Having A Drink.
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe when the owner asked for the money. “I’m not paying,” said the duck. “I’ve only got one bill and I’m … …