A true relationship
“A true relationship is the one in which both parties stay close together even when it’s stormy.” Relationships have never been designed to be perfect. That would be too simple. … …
An Old Lady Has a Birthday Party
An old half-blind lady by the name of Josephine was turning 91 years old….. and decided to throw a birthday party together with her three dedicated sons. After her husband … …
She Told Him They’ve Been Dating For 6 Months.
Let’s say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few … …
Husband Makes Joke About His Wife’s Weight
One evening, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife: “Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Perhaps it would take a few inches off of … …
The Entrance to Heaven
A man comes to the entrance of Heaven and he is told, “You haven’t done anything good, but you haven’t done anything bad either. If you can tell me of … …
Couple Decides To Write Each Other’s Faults.
A man and his girlfriend were married. It was a large celebration. All of their friends and family came to see the lovely ceremony. The bride was gorgeous in her … …
Polish Man Married A Canadian Girl
A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so, and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got on very … …
45 Life Lessons Written By 90 Year Old!
1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short not to enjoy it. 4. Your job … …
The Twist Joke
It’s 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue’s father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they’re planning to do … …
Dad Delivers The 10 Rules For Dating His Daughter.
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my … …