An Old Man Who Was Known For His Wisdom.
There was an old man who was known for his wisdom. One day, a young man approached him and asked, “Sir, what is the secret to a long and happy … …
An Elderly Man Decides To Join A Senior Dating Site.
An elderly man decides to join a senior dating site. He creates a profile and starts browsing through the available women. He finds one who looks interesting and decides to … …
Teacher Asked A Question To Kid.
Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow … …
Three House Pets- A Golden Retriever, A Parakeet, And A Cat.
Three house pets- a golden retriever, a parakeet, and a cat– all die and go to heaven. As with all the good animals, God decides to have a personal discussion … …
A Little Turtle Begins To Climb A Tree Slowly.
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, and jumps into the air waving his front legs, until he crashes … …
Three Mischievous Old Grandmas Were Sitting On A Bench.
Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home When an old Grandpa John, walked by. And the one old granny yelled out saying, “We bet … …
The Phone Rings In Dr. Stein’s House.
It’s 10pm when the phone rings in Dr. Stein’s house. “It’s Dr. Gold,” says his wife, passing him the phone, “I do hope it’s not another emergency.” Dr. Stein takes … …
A 3rd-Grade Teacher Always Took Roll Call.
A 3rd-grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the pupils answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid who sat in the first row was a … …
A Patient Went Running To The Doctor.
A patient went running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain saying, “Please doctor, you’ve got to help me. I’ve been stung by a bee.” The doctor said, “Don’t … …
A Bird Asked A Bee.
A bird asked a bee, “you work so hard to make honey but people steal it all. Don’t you feel sad?” The bee replied, “No! they might have a way … …